Starting kindergarten as a reanimated corpse has been rough.
Mean 16 - Villain No. 8 Damien Thorn
Diary of a wimpy Demon
Being the son of Satan is no picnic. Everyone holds me to an impossible standard of being as evil as my Dad. Most times it’s just too much to live up to and I just want to be like everyone else. And then today I learned that my mother was a jackal. So there’s that now too.