In order to keep up with the changing diets of his victims, Candyman changed his name from “Candyman” to “Low-fat dairy whole grains lean protein legumes tofu soy omega-3 fatty acids – Man."
If you can say his new name in the mirror 5 times without passing out he will appear and deliver you coupon for 30% off on an exclusive one on one fitness training session with him when you sign up for an entire year in advance. Certain restrictions may apply.